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All the news that's fit to print [31 Dec 2009|07:39pm]
This is the obligatory public post beamed into the future to allow it to stay at the top of the journal so that unsuspecting members of the public (that's you that is) can read it.
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True then, true now. [10 Jun 2009|06:22pm]
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[26 May 2009|07:17pm]
I'm just shooting up the shops... )

Video here.
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Little things... [03 May 2009|08:04pm]
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"Oooh, he's got an arm off!" [28 Apr 2009|06:07pm]
I checked the BBC website moments ago and thought all my dreams had come true. The lead story was on the threatened global pandemic and the centre picture middle of the page is "Zombies take over".

As ever, the headlines have been somewhat misleading. I shall return my guns to the shelf. For now.

It's only a matter of time...
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Groundhog Day [13 Feb 2009|08:55pm]
Phil:"What would you do if you were stuck in one place and every day was exactly the same, and nothing that you did mattered?"

Ralph: "That about sums it up for me."
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UCAP - Fallen Angel 2. [07 Feb 2009|06:26pm]
Some of last weekend's exploits. Once again, I am Sir Not Appearing in this film.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ThkBUV3Su5A
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Festive plugging [07 Dec 2008|09:08am]
Actually, that title sounds worse than I had intended.

Regardless, if you're stuck for Christmas present ideas (assuming you subscribe to that idea, rather than wandering around saying "How would the book-keeping staff like to be suddenly.. UNEMPLOYED!" like I do[1]) then have a look here.

http://www.rspca-pix.com/

Or indeed, even if you don't want to buy anything and just want to look at pictures of puppies and kittens for half an hour.




[1] Which is being even less well received than usual due to the current economic climate.
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Operation Bulldog [19 Aug 2008|10:02pm]
"Pedigree Dogs Exposed" on BBC1 made interesting, if slightly sad, viewing tonight. It will most likely be repeated on the iplayer if you missed it.
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"This is the end..." [27 Jul 2008|01:13am]
In a series of complex and unfortunate errors, I have lost not only my all my files, but all my backups as well. I now no longer have about 15 years of my life. No photos, mp3s, cvs, emails, video clips, passwords, contact details, diary, order details.

From memory I can remember a handful of passwords that will allow me to get email working again, but as far as the rest of my life goes it's the equivilant of your house burning down.

I'm off to live in a cave.
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JCB song [08 Jul 2008|07:52am]
[ mood | cheerful ]

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A couple of links for your amusement [30 Jan 2008|09:28pm]
http://robotmantheblog.com/2006/10/25/so-i-guess-i-got-kicked-off-another-my-little-pony-forum/

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Funny how... [16 Jan 2008|07:27am]
http://www.myspace.com/airheaduk
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[22 Aug 2007|11:55am]
After a couple of weeks, this is *still* amusing me. I am a bad man, I know.

Also, Pirates!

In other news, it looks like I'm going to go a snipe people at the weekend for the first time in about a year, having discovered a skirmish site about 20 minutes down the road from me. I may actually throw up with excitement. I have been running around the house like a small child that's had far too much sugar.
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Satnav advice sought [12 Jun 2007|07:45pm]
Right, thought I'd ask on here in case anyone has any insight they can offer.

I'm considering getting a satnav system of some description. This would primarily be used for work (as they don't as yet supply them) and also for occasional home use. My requirements are not outrageous and I'm guessing would be satisfied by most systems.

  • I would only need UK maps but would like to be able to add other countries later

  • Needs reasonable amount of points of interest and ability to add your own

  • Need to be able to add multiple waypoints into the system, delivery driver style. Ideal if there is some clever feature that reorders them and suggests shortest route and that I can add additional ones on the fly.

  • Must be easily removable/concealable to prevent theft. Some of the dedicated systems are quite large and bulky (Tom Tom CRT style) and might prove difficult in this respect.

  • In relation to above, alternative mounting option such as on airvents that doesn't leave a big black sucker disc on the window saying "I have satnav, please smash my window".

  • Sufficiently loud to hear in moving vehicle without having to integrate via radio or whatever (bearing in mind this will be in a works van a lot).


Other than that, that's about all I know. I'm unsure if a dedicated unit would be superior or a PDA approach. I don't use a PDA for anything really at the moment, but I do carry a great big diary around with me all the time, so perhaps I could think of one. Additionally new job would require making notes on jobs attended, etc. so I'm guessing this could be achieved with a PDA. Equally it could be achieved with a normal notepad, so I don't want to go down the PDA route just for the sake of having a PDA. Used to have a palm way back when and never used the thing.

Other considerations are that I'm thinking about a new mobile phone soon and so could potentially combine this, but I do wonder if that might be too many eggs in one basket. I've done a little browsing around so far, but haven't found much other than descriptions and prices. Input from someone who actually owns this stuff would be more useful I suspect, but if anyone has any decnet links I'd be happy to look at them. Currently been looking at things such as the MIO P550 and the like, but honestly I have no idea if I need all this kit. I think bluetooth is some sort of dental condition...

Thoughts?
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Warcraft [17 Jan 2007|09:33am]
[ mood | Let's do this! ]
[ music | Leeeeeeeeeeeroy Jenkins! ]

Hey ho, the wind and the rain.

Have been playing too much Warcraft recently. Very much collect X number of Y for Z reward, but good nonetheless and now I have a full account I can enjoy the auction house and proper tradeskills. Which is nice.

Anyway, my main is Shoogly on Moonglade, just because my sibling is on there, and you can't beat /whispering your team's Paladin to go and make you a cup of tea. However, I would like to play with my other Warcraft chums (that's you lot) , but everyone in the world seems to be on different (full) servers.

Therefore I suggest that people create a Horde character on Ghostlands (new empty server) and we go and smite things righetously. You'll find me on as Kayeleff.

Reasoning behind this? It's an empty server. It's not RP (but that makes no difference anyway as far as I can tell). There's no point having Horde on my other server as my main is alliance and you can't trade, mail etc.

So, no excuses. Horde chars on Ghostlands. I thank you.

Oh, need a Warcraft icon too.

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"We have found a witch, may we burn her?" [27 Sep 2006|08:50am]
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/southern_counties/5383928.stm

This sort of thing really annoys me on many levels.

The "helpful" neighbour who ran in and hit the dog on the head with a hammer, giving such choice quotes as ""I knew something was wrong, particularly as a Rottweiler was involved." and ""I approached the dog and told it to go away but it didn't back off and it started coming towards me barking, so I then hit the dog over the head with a hammer." Because obviously any normal dog would back off when someone it didn't know came onto it's territory and told it to back off.

Naturally the article will focus on why these evil devil dogs should be banned/destroyed instead of taking note of comments like "The dog was tethered but on a very long leash in the front garden and the boy's grandmother was still trying to protect the boy from the dog." and asking why the dog had been left tethered in the garden and why the child wasn't properly supervised in the first place.

Also not in the news this week[1], Golden Retrievers, Jack Russells and German Shepherds top list of dogs which bite people and horses kill more people than dogs annually.

[1] Actually, it was in a counter piece Dr Roger Mugford did this morning, but that doesn't get mentioned in most of these reports.
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"Stand by for action!" [04 Sep 2006|06:37pm]
Anything could happen in the next half hour )

This is actually a bit sad, although it was always going to happen sooner or later. Still, he did do a lot of conservation work as well as raising the profile of many animals and issues, so you have to give hime credit for that.
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Silliness [29 Jul 2006|01:27pm]
A couple of small images )
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From The Onion [13 Jul 2006|07:42pm]
[ mood | amused ]
[ music | Bloodhound Gang - Fire Water Burn ]

Roof On Fire Claims Lives Of 43 Party People

February 3, 1999 | Issue 35•04

NEW YORK—Tragedy struck at a popular Manhattan nightclub Saturday, when the roof, the roof, the roof of The Tunnel caught fire, collapsing and killing 43 party people.

According to fire-department officials, the death toll was exacerbated by the clubgoers' unwillingness to evacuate the burning building.

"I tried shouting to the people on the dance floor that the roof was on fire and that they should exit the premises immediately, but they seemed unfazed by the danger," firefighter Michael Pitti said. "I just kept shouting, 'The roof! The roof! The roof is on fire!' and so forth, but they just went right on dancing, insisting that they didn't need any of our water and that we should let the motherfucker burn."

The party people's refusal to exit the flame-engulfed nightclub is widely believed to have been the result of DJ Phreek Malik's unstoppable mix of the hottest house, funk, hip-hop, disco, jungle and techno beats.

"DJ Phreek Malik was spinning in a manner so hot, these party people were willing to give up their lives for a few extra minutes on the dance floor," New York City fire commissioner Thomas Von Essen said. "Even as a 50-foot-high wall of flames surged toward them, they continued to dance, throwing their hands in the air and waving them as if they just didn't care."

As flames continued to fill the nightclub, firefighters frantically urged the revelers to keep low to the ground to avoid smoke inhalation, but the warnings were universally ignored.

"I was screaming at the top of my lungs, 'Get down! Get down, party people!'" said Garry Hodges of Ladder Company 42, "but the more I shouted out, the harder they danced."

Though an FDNY investigation is still pending, the deadly blaze is believed to have begun at 11:40 p.m., when a roof-mounted ventilation system short-circuited, igniting the motherfucker. The fire is New York's deadliest since 1978, when 117 party people burned, baby, burned to death in a South Bronx disco inferno.

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